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Greetings dysfunctional peeps from around the globe, and welcome to the online lair of the world's greatest self-help
guru, Dr. Rock. First off, Doc is NOT a licensed therapist, he holds no MD or PhD, but he does drink a lot of JD. The Dr.
Rock Show is the world's largest cocktail party, and Doc is simply your bartender for the soul. He's a buddy who offers
friendly advice when you need it, or he can be the worst nightmare of stupid ass listeners who think that their idiotic
behavior is somehow acceptable. In this world of political correctness, Doc's special brand of "Kick Ass Therapy" is a
breath of fresh air. With his show partners Deano and Terry Two Balls, Dr. Rock delivers the cure for what ails
you...and adds a healthy dose of laughter along the way. So listen to the podcast or live every Saturday afteroon on
TalkRadioX, send Doc and the gang a message, vote for the show on PodcastAlley, become a member of Doc's
dysfunctional family on myspace, scroll down to participate in our weekly listener poll, or buy some kick ass Dr. Rock
merch and let the world know that you're a Rocker!
Rock FAQ's:
Q: How did this Kick Ass Therapy crap and Dr. Rock begin?
A: Like any great idea, it began one night at 3 a.m. with a naked man eating Cheetos and watching CNN. Doc, a mere
mortal back then, was watching a replay of an interview with that douche bag Dr. John Gray, the idiot who wrote "Men
Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus". That's when he realized that anyone can claim to be a self help guru, but the
genesis for the show came two days later when Doc was researching Dr. Gray and discovered that he had been married to
Dr. Barbara DeAngelis, herself a relationship "expert", and the two of them knew so much about relationships that they
themselves got divorced. Cue the light bulb above Doc's head, and the idea for the Dr. Rock Show and Kick Ass Therapy
was born. So if you didn't hate those self help guru cocks before that, the fact that they're the reason for the Dr. Rock
Show is reason enough to hate them now.
Q: What's the deal with Terry Two Balls and Deano?
A: Well you nosey sumbitch....sorry, we're not used to this many questions around here. Okay, first Terry Two Balls, or
T2B as he is affectionately known, was at one time the conductor of the Dr. Rock Orchestra, back in the days when the
guys could play music on the show. You know, before THE MAN came in and threatened them with a lawsuit if they
kept playing "copyrighted" songs. Dicks! Anyway, T is the devil on one shoulder, as you well already know if you've
listened to the show, with his patented "I think you ought to give him anal sex" answer to every relationship issue. T is
also on loan from the Federal Witness Protection Program, but that's all we're allowed to say about that. As for Deano,
he's Doc's email wrangler, so it's his voice you hear asking the questions that you bastards are too scared to actually call
in and ask yourselves. But that's cool, because it gives Deano something to do, and if idle hands are the devil's
workshop, we gotta keep Deano busy or he'll have an entire team of Vietnamese children working in his devil's
workshop. Deano also provides the weekly trivia challenges that often makes T and Doc look stupid, so in an Alex
Trebek sort of way we secretly think he thinks he's smarter than everyone else, just because he has the answers.
Q: Is Doc among the world's greatest lovers, or is that just a myth?
A: Okay, really this is not a frequently asked question, in fact the only person who ever seems to ask this question is Doc
himself. But, since he signs the checks around here, we had to put it in here. Yes, of course, he's a modern day
Casanova.....seriously, I need a raise if I'm going to sell my soul like this for this piece of shit website.
guru, Dr. Rock. First off, Doc is NOT a licensed therapist, he holds no MD or PhD, but he does drink a lot of JD. The Dr.
Rock Show is the world's largest cocktail party, and Doc is simply your bartender for the soul. He's a buddy who offers
friendly advice when you need it, or he can be the worst nightmare of stupid ass listeners who think that their idiotic
behavior is somehow acceptable. In this world of political correctness, Doc's special brand of "Kick Ass Therapy" is a
breath of fresh air. With his show partners Deano and Terry Two Balls, Dr. Rock delivers the cure for what ails
you...and adds a healthy dose of laughter along the way. So listen to the podcast or live every Saturday afteroon on
TalkRadioX, send Doc and the gang a message, vote for the show on PodcastAlley, become a member of Doc's
dysfunctional family on myspace, scroll down to participate in our weekly listener poll, or buy some kick ass Dr. Rock
merch and let the world know that you're a Rocker!
Rock FAQ's:
Q: How did this Kick Ass Therapy crap and Dr. Rock begin?
A: Like any great idea, it began one night at 3 a.m. with a naked man eating Cheetos and watching CNN. Doc, a mere
mortal back then, was watching a replay of an interview with that douche bag Dr. John Gray, the idiot who wrote "Men
Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus". That's when he realized that anyone can claim to be a self help guru, but the
genesis for the show came two days later when Doc was researching Dr. Gray and discovered that he had been married to
Dr. Barbara DeAngelis, herself a relationship "expert", and the two of them knew so much about relationships that they
themselves got divorced. Cue the light bulb above Doc's head, and the idea for the Dr. Rock Show and Kick Ass Therapy
was born. So if you didn't hate those self help guru cocks before that, the fact that they're the reason for the Dr. Rock
Show is reason enough to hate them now.
Q: What's the deal with Terry Two Balls and Deano?
A: Well you nosey sumbitch....sorry, we're not used to this many questions around here. Okay, first Terry Two Balls, or
T2B as he is affectionately known, was at one time the conductor of the Dr. Rock Orchestra, back in the days when the
guys could play music on the show. You know, before THE MAN came in and threatened them with a lawsuit if they
kept playing "copyrighted" songs. Dicks! Anyway, T is the devil on one shoulder, as you well already know if you've
listened to the show, with his patented "I think you ought to give him anal sex" answer to every relationship issue. T is
also on loan from the Federal Witness Protection Program, but that's all we're allowed to say about that. As for Deano,
he's Doc's email wrangler, so it's his voice you hear asking the questions that you bastards are too scared to actually call
in and ask yourselves. But that's cool, because it gives Deano something to do, and if idle hands are the devil's
workshop, we gotta keep Deano busy or he'll have an entire team of Vietnamese children working in his devil's
workshop. Deano also provides the weekly trivia challenges that often makes T and Doc look stupid, so in an Alex
Trebek sort of way we secretly think he thinks he's smarter than everyone else, just because he has the answers.
Q: Is Doc among the world's greatest lovers, or is that just a myth?
A: Okay, really this is not a frequently asked question, in fact the only person who ever seems to ask this question is Doc
himself. But, since he signs the checks around here, we had to put it in here. Yes, of course, he's a modern day
Casanova.....seriously, I need a raise if I'm going to sell my soul like this for this piece of shit website.
Recent Show Quote:
"The Alaskan Pipeline and
Hilary Clinton," T with the A
"Name 2 things that are cold
and hard to lay," Doc with the
Question during an episode of
Psychic Q&A
"The Alaskan Pipeline and
Hilary Clinton," T with the A
"Name 2 things that are cold
and hard to lay," Doc with the
Question during an episode of
Psychic Q&A